Monthly Archives: April 2018

I am considering a new venture. A restaurant. First the menu…

Soup

Stone ° Cream of Mandrake ° Broccoli cheddar ° Blood soup (no nutritional value for vampires)

Appetizers

Dragon Wings

• Barbecue
• Garlic
• Medium
• Buffalo
• Hot
• Dragon’s Breath

Kraken on Crackers Canned flaked Kraken, delicately seasoned. Served with Kraken bone-meal crackers.

Calamari
Thinly sliced Kraken tentacles battered and deep-fried. Served with lemon wedges, tartar and Cockatrice sauces.

Entrees (choose 3 sides)

Kraken Steak Wild-caught, frozen*

• Blackened
• Cajun
• Lemon Pepper

*Fresh Kraken available with 60 days notice and for parties of 2,000 (deposit and insurance required).

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