I am considering a new venture. A restaurant. First the menu…
Stone ° Cream of Mandrake ° Broccoli cheddar ° Blood soup (no nutritional value for vampires)
- Dragon’s Breath
Kraken on Crackers Canned flaked Kraken, delicately seasoned. Served with Kraken bone-meal crackers.
Thinly sliced Kraken tentacles battered and deep-fried. Served with lemon wedges, tartar and Cockatrice sauces.
Entrees (choose 3 sides)
Kraken Steak Wild-caught, frozen*
- Lemon Pepper
*Fresh Kraken available with 60 days notice and for parties of 2,000 (deposit and insurance required).
Grilled Phoenix with pepper strips and mushrooms in a rich gravy, served on a bed of rice.
Hippogriff Steak grass-fed
Unicorn Stew Prime, wild-caught unicorn, slow-roasted and cubed in a rich broth with carrots, peas, mandrake, and onions.
Basilisk KabobsRoasted basilisk meat on skewers with potato, onion, and peppers. Served with a selection of dipping sauces.
Mandrake (baked, steamed, or mashed) ° cup of soup ° Mixed vegetables ° Moon moth roll-ups ° Applesauce ° Pearsauce
Spice coffee (hot or iced) ° Tea ° Ale ° Absinthe ° Silverin (one per patron, breakage deposit and restraints required)
Chilled Monkey Brains ° Frozen Fog ° Whipped Giant Frog Mucus (poison has been neutralized) ° Solidified Sliced Slime (choose one topping*)
*Toppings: fresh fruit, choco syrup, mint jelly, artificial blood
We are looking to expand our menu options. Please suggest your favorite recipes in the comments.