Fantasy Restaurant Menu
I am considering a new venture. A restaurant. First the menu…
Soup
Stone ° Cream of Mandrake ° Broccoli cheddar ° Blood soup (no nutritional value for vampires)
Appetizers
Dragon Wings
- Barbecue
 - Garlic
 - Medium
 - Buffalo
 - Hot
 - Dragon’s Breath
 
Kraken on Crackers Canned flaked Kraken, delicately seasoned. Served with Kraken bone-meal crackers.
Calamari
 Thinly sliced Kraken tentacles battered and deep-fried. Served with lemon wedges, tartar and Cockatrice sauces.
Entrees (choose 3 sides)
Kraken Steak Wild-caught, frozen*
- Blackened
 - Cajun
 - Lemon Pepper
 
*Fresh Kraken available with 60 days notice and for parties of 2,000 (deposit and insurance required).
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